|Directed by||Jackson Publick|
|Written by||Jackson Publick|
|Original air date||June 23, 2013|
|List of The Venture Bros. episodes|
Spanakopita! is the fourth episode of Season 5 and the overall fifty-ninth episode of The Venture Bros.
Doc decides to take Sergeant Hatred, Pete White and Billy to an obscure festival on a small Greek island he discovered as a small boy, and has been attending for the last twenty years. The festival, supposedly called 'Spanakopita', is unknown to everyone but Rusty, who himself seems oblivious to the fact that the name of the festival is in fact a common pastry made of spinach and filo. Pete and Billy agree to accompany Rusty as both Hank and Dean are busy with their own affairs and cannot attend. The pair argue over whether or not to go since Pete is terrified of the Mediterranean sun. Eventually he is convinced to go, although he is seem debarking the X-1 covered from head to toe, wearing heavy sunblock and carrying a parasol, even as Billy explains that Greece is essentially on the same latitude as Virginia.
The vacationers arrive and are warmly greeted by the locals, led by local innkeeper Giorgios, who call out 'Spanakopita!' to Rusty as he passes through the village, which he calls out in return. They are surprised to see the X-2 parked offshore. Expecting to see Jonas Jr, there, they are surprised to find Augustus St. Cloud, Billy and Pete's arch-nemesis (and one of Rusty's most valued customers) has come to arch Billy and ruin their fun. Having their much-better hotel room stolen by St. Cloud and seeing the locals pretend to kidnap Dr. Venture, (which Rusty insists is just part of the festivities) Hatred becomes more suspicious of this highly obscure holiday. Hatred contacts Brock, who tells Hatred to relax and let Dr. Venture enjoy himself.
The Spanakopita celebration includes various competitions, judged by Giorgios, which Rusty has won every year for the last 20. Rusty is goaded into a bet with St Cloud as to who will win this year's events, St. Cloud wagering 10 million dollars against Rusty's wager of the X-1. St Cloud, Billy and Rusty all compete in the various events to win drachmas - whoever wins the most drachmas is crowned 'king' of Spanakopita. St. Cloud cheats in every event - he has his albino manservant Pei Wie carry him piggyback through the 'running of the goats' race while he leaps from building to building; he has Pei Wei help again by gathering a net full of sponges & awaiting underwater using scuba gear during the sponge dive, and contacts George Lucas to create & overnight deliver a life size replica of the famous Han Solo encased in Carbonite prop from 'The Empire Strikes Back' made out of pumice stone for the sculpting competition.
Billy and Pete attempt to confound St. Cloud's likely victory by stealing the money he carried with him on the X-2 (no one on the island takes credit cards or checks), but are caught and captured. The same night, Hatred follows the sound of gunfire to a basement where he finds the locals playing video games (the source of the gunfire sounds) on a large flat screen television and counting the large amounts of cash they have secured from Venture and St. Cloud. When Hatred accuses them of doing something probably but not clearly nefarious, they explain the origins of Spanakopita: when Jonas Venture Sr and Team Venture visited Greece in 1968 for the wedding of Jacqueline Kennedy and Aristotle Onassis, the islanders decided to kidnap young Rusty for ransom, and also as a political protest of the income inequality in Greece personified by the celebrity wedding. Unfortunately, Dr Venture Sr fails to even notice Rusty has been kidnapped, and three days pass before he realizes his son is missing. Rusty's kidnappers feel so badly for him being ignored while his father drinks and carouses for three days they create the Spanakopita holiday to entertain and console young Rusty. When Rusty returned for the 'festival' as an adult twenty years later, the locals decided to maintain the farce to make money off the Ventures. Hatred remains silent about the ruse, as he (and as Brock also did when he discovered the truth) realizes that his trip to Spanakopita is one of the few times Rusty is truly happy.
Pete and Billy awake naked and chained to the floor of an open air ampitheater with the dawn sun about to cross the lip of the space, which will set Pete's albino skin on fire. Billy struggles to free himself, but they are rescued by Pei Wei in the nick of time, an act Pete attributes to the 'code of the albino', a bond even stronger than Pei Wei has for his master. Billy drags Pete back to the hotel that served as the base for the competitions, and is declared the victor of Spanakopita by Giorgio when he presents the bag of drachmas he stole from St. Cloud's safe.
In the post credits scene, a flashback to 1968 shows Dr. Venture Sr & Team Venture collecting Rusty from his now repentant kidnappers, where everyone involved seems amenable and in good spirits. However, after Kano leads Rusty away, Colonel Gentleman, the Action Man and Dr Venture lock the door and deliver a savage, violent beating to the islanders for the kidnapping, costing Giorgios his right eye. He swears Dr. Venture will pay for this, and is next seen many years older, sporting an eye patch, happily counting the money he has made off Venture and St Cloud.
- James Urbaniak: Dr. Venture, Rusty Venture
- Patrick Warburton: Brock Samson
- Mike Sinterniklaas: Dean Venture
- Chris McCulloch: Hank Venture, Sgt. Hatred, Pete White, St. Cloud, Action Man, Col. Gentleman
- Doc Hammer: Billy Quizboy
- Joanna P. Adler: Jackie, Greek Lady 1, Greek Lady 2, Greek Widows
- Paul Boocock: Jonas Venture Sr.
- Larry Murphy: Giorgos, L. Ron
Connections to Other EpisodesEdit
- When L. Ron reveals his plans to interfere with the Apollo 7, Colonel Gentleman exclaims "Wally's on that mission!" In Now Museum-Now You Don't Col. Gentleman referenced once being ambushed in the middle of a threesome with author Gore Vidal and Apollo 7 astronaut Wally Schirra.
- The Monarch's late parents can be seen on the speedboat that Jonas Venture Sr. gets on in the beginning of the episode. Their names were later revealed in Arrears in Science to be Don Fitzcarraldo and Mrs. Fitzcarraldo.
Apollo 7 (1968)
- In the flashback Dr. Venture Sr. and his team are shown fighting a robot controlled by L. Ron Hubbard, who threatens the splashdown of the Apollo 7.
Clash of the Titans (1981)
- The stop-motion animated sequence is a direct reference to the 1981 film Clash of the Titans, a film famous for stop motion sequences created by Ray Harryhausen.
Onassis-Kennedy Wedding (1968)
- The original "Spanakopita Festival" took place during the weekend of Jacqueline Kennedy and Aristotle Onassis' wedding on October 20, 1968. Jonas and the members of the original Team Venture were invited wedding guests.
- Augustus St. Cloud arrogantly claims Ray Harryhausen to be a personal friend.
- In the fight against L. Ron Hubbard, The Action Man is hit with a weapon that subjects him to engrams, a Scientology term used to describe detailed mental images or memories of traumatic events from the past that occurred when an individual is partially or fully unconscious.
- Spanakopita is a Greek savory pastry also known as spinach pie.
The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)
- The white head-to-toe caftan with cowl, wide brimmed straw hat, parasol, and heavy sunblock Pete White wears when stepping off the X-1 is the same costume worn by Marlon Brando as Dr. Moreau in the 1996 film version of The Island of Dr. Moreau.
- While discussing whether or not White and Billy can tag along, Rusty makes more of his horrible mixed drinks known as "Doctails". In this episode, Rusty has made Billy a "Hot Mummy" and Pete White a "Slim Jim Fizz", presumably a variation on a sloe gin fizz, which includes a piece of the eponymous meat by-product as a garnish. (White does not look happy with his drink.)
- When Hatred calls Brock on his wrist communicator, Brock sees two women in the background carrying small blond children who bear a striking resemblance to him. Rather than elaborating on what's going on and quelling Hatred's concerns, Brock feigns an emergency to avoid speaking to the women and cuts off the communication.
- In Billy's dream sequence, St. Cloud and Dr. Venture are animated in stop-motion as a Kraken and a Medusa, respectively. The stop-motion animation was provided by Stoopid Buddy Stoodios, the animation company for another Adult Swim show, Robot Chicken.
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June 23rd, 2013
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"O.S.I. Love You"