Revv Me Up

Revv Me Up is a song by fictitious glam musician Jasper McVain that has appeared in several episodes of The Venture Bros. It was played in the background of Brock Samson's training montage in the season 1 episode Mid-Life Chrysalis and during the sequence where The Monarch and Dr. Girlfriend first make love in season 3's Shadowman 9: In the Cradle of Destiny. It also appears in the season 4 episode The Silent Partners as the song Pete White is playing on a guitar-shaped controller for the video game 6-String Warrior (a parody of Guitar Hero).

Jasper McVain

Jasper McVain is a musical side-project created by Doc Hammer, writer and actor Terrence Fleming (voice of Bud Manstrong), and Max Vanderwolf (Glenn Max), singer of the band Last Man Standing. The concept behind the project is that Jasper McVain is a glam rock personality along the lines of Marc Bolan, albeit insane. Six Jasper McVain songs were recorded in the '90s, with Hammer composing the music, Fleming writing the lyrics, and Vanderwolf singing.

Episode Appearances

Season 1

• Mid-Life Chrysalis

Season 3

• Shadowman 9: In the Cradle of Destiny

Season 4

• The Silent Partners

Audio

MP3: "Revv Me Up"

Lyrics

(Verse 1)

I've got a heart like a prune

I want to snake through your dune

You know the moment is mine (mine)

I'm gonna slaughter some time

I want to spit some exhaust

I want to break through some frost

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And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite

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This ride is gonna be rough

This meat is gonna be tough

I've got a heart like a beet

I feel the gas in my feet

This naked preacher will play

He'll wrassle Satan today

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And when the moment is right, I'm gonna go fly a kite

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(Chorus)

This is the moment

The very instant

That we've all been waitin' for

No stupid gimmicks, or Halloween tricks

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Let's get together and number our sores

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A very pretty one

A very fancy one

That has my likeness thereon

Only drawn as if I were a drone

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Let's get together and number our sores

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(Verse 2)

This day I make my request

I put the sword to my chest

You see, it all comes down to this

"I'll knock you flat with a kiss"

I'm full of blood and pea-pods

I'm full of mud and corn-cobs

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And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite

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This stunt is makin' it through

The game is nick-named P-U

I've got a heart like a welt

It's time to lift up my kilt

I'll rip the monkey to shreds

I'll make a shoe of his head

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And when the moment is right, I'm gonna go fly a kite

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(repeat Chorus)

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(Chorus Break)

A quite disgusting one

A quite delightful one

With blood running splatters thereon

Only drawn like an explosion of scum

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Let's get together and number our sores

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A quite disgusting one

A quite delightful one

With a dead, headless monkey thereon

Like an airborne primate savior hanging ten

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Let's get together and number our sores